KOSHER KOMEDY

Ayelet the Kosher Komic

New Jersey Jewish News

Jerusalem's Kosher Komic coming to New Jersey

By GIL HOFFMAN


Many comediennes look up to their predecessors from generations gone by, but Ayelet the Kosher Komic says her comedic influence is the original Jewish comedian, none other than God Himself.

Ayelet, who is coming from Jerusalem to New Jersey to perform at the Adas Israel synagogue in Passaic on February 28, says there is no other strictly kosher comedian out there for her to look up to, so she goes straight to the source for inspiration.

"Hashem is my comedic influence, because he is funny," Ayelet says. "Abraham and Sarah were too old to have a kid, but He gives them a kid and they name him Yitzhak (Isaac), which means He will laugh in Hebrew. Now that is funny."

Ayelet was not always a kosher komic. Just two years ago, she was a fast rising comedienne and actress in New York and Hollywood, who appeared in cameos on several cable television shows and performed stand-up in the NY Comedy Club, The Improv, and The Comedy Store.

Her raunchy routine back then was not only unkosher, it was as treif as the cheeseburgers she used to eat. As she puts it, she repented "all the way from totally treif to glatt kosher."

A native New Yorker, she started taking Judaism classes in order to find a Jewish boyfriend and ended up putting her career aside to attend seminaries in Jerusalem for newly religious women.

It was in Jerusalem that Ayelet discovered that she could continue her comedy within the context of her new Orthodox lifestyle. She gave up performing for mixed audiences and now does her stand up exclusively for women.

"I realized I could utilize my talent for Orthodox women, who don't watch television and don't have much opportunity for entertainment," Ayelet says. "These are great women who concentrate on their families, self-sacrificing and doing chesed for others on a constant basis. They deserve a break, they deserve to be entertained and they deserve to laugh."

Asked why she stopped performing in front of men, Ayelet admits that there is nothing overtly forbidden about it, but that she wanted to be modest and avoid having a room full of men looking at her.

"It doesn't say anywhere 'thou shalt not tell jokes in front of men', but I have chosen to take on extra measures of modesty and I feel that this is right for me," she says.

Speaking in Jerusalem to seminaries, fundraisers, women's events, and private meetings led to an American tour for the Aish Hatorah Jewish outreach program last summer and an independent world tour this month that took her to London, Los Angeles, and Berkeley before an East Coast swing in New York, New Jersey, and Toronto.

Confined to the boundaries of Jewish law and good taste, Ayelet's routine focuses on such kosher topics as children, dieting, airlines, and arranged marriages. She jokes about a lot of Jewish concepts, so you have to be Jewishly informed but you don't have to be orthodox to understand.

"It is a religious-based show that appeals to anyone with knowledge and understanding of religious Judaism," Ayelet says. "You don't have to be religious but have to know the Yiddish or Hebrew words I throw in. The show makes light of the religion, so people who are not so observant would actually find it very amusing."

One of her characters is a New York Jewish mother who has an argument with her daughter about the show. She also tells stories with a twist about people in Brooklyn and a hysterical routine about a Glatt Kosher airline.

"The key to humor is to give them something that they're not expecting," she says. I tell people that I date guys who look like a movie star -- Shrek."
Ayelet's bad luck on the dating scene is a source for her material, as is her full Jewish name, Ayelet bas Bina Penina. Ayelet is the only name she was given and it's the only name she has performed under, "just like Cher and Madonna" she says with a chuckle. 

Ayelet wants to find her soul mate, but it's not easy finding a match for a tall, orthodox comedienne with a big personality.

Her parents are very supportive of the changes in her life, especially now that they see that she can be just as successful as a kosher comic.

"They see I am actually struggling less than before," she jokes.

But being a kosher komic has its limitations. Ayelet admits that even if Jay Leno calls and asks her to be on the Tonight Show, she would have no choice but to turn him down, something that would have been unthinkable just two years ago.

"Fame and money won't make me sacrifice my beliefs and values about modesty," Ayelet says. "Millions of men would see me on Jay Leno, and then the tabloids would be after me, calling me a hypocrite. This is who I am now and money doesn't make a difference at all."

So Jay won't get to see her show but God is out there, laughing right along.